I normally don't share private chats, but this was one of those many epiphanies in my life where I come up with logic that shatters the very fabric of time and space.....must share with the world.
Friend : Heading to the Rocky Mountians this weekend da
me: hey....you'll be eating chocolate flavoured chocolate chip ice cream on the road na
then it would be rocky road
me: I kill myself
Friend: i'll only do that!
me: sorry...my american geography sucks...
Friend:mine too... but ur PJs suck even worse
what ya expect
if PJs got better...they lose the P
and they are plain Js....
so the point is to make them worse
Friend: with that sentence, i think my IQ took a dip of about 30 points!